Monday, February 13, 2017

The "Ji" Spot- Who Celebrates February 15th ?



But first, a word from the Da CogNegro:

Well folks, it's that time  of year again to express your love with special edition chocolates and flowers that will wilt within the next week. That's right, it's NFL hall of "famer"  Jim Kelly's birthday tomorrow! The same Jim Kelly, who played as a quarterback on the Buffalo Bills, who went on to four consecutive Super Bowl(s) and lost!! Well, he should take solace in the fact that in some foreign country, the Bills are considered one of the greatest sports teams of all time!


I don't have the heart to post a picture of a third world native wearing one of those Buffalo Bills' T-shirts. so in its' place,here's the cover for Not Too Young: the crossover hit (alternative fact) sung by 80s heartthrob Alfonso Ribeiro. (Spoiler Alert: This song plays in the background when you find out she's "NOT" on the pill!)


Oh, February 14th also marks Valentine's  Day. Look folks, you are just going to have to contend with my lack of excitement when it comes to commercialized love day! Between growing up a Jehovah's Witness and being rejected in favor of cardboard cut outs of  Morris Chestnut and Morgan Freeman ,  sometimes I like my women old and with great candy in their dishes, I've never had much luck on the 14th. Therefore, I have channeled all my disappointment into pure derision that's fun for the whole family. However, it seems that I am not alone in my feelings. Let's hear what our resident, non expert, has to say about her experience last year! - CgN  




                     
              


Jihan  "Ji Ji" Carmichael is a self proclaimed relationship non-expert. When she's not sharing her dating experiences and giving questionable advice on The CogNegro's Corner, you can catch her on Facebook HERE, on IG  under the name jihantakestheworld and once in a blue moon on Snapchat under "Jihantheworld"

9 comments:

  1. Not feeling the team light skinned shade ๐Ÿ˜‘

    See ima need to here my light skinned brother in the struggles side of this story

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  2. LOL....but the shipping is so much cheaper on the 13th or the 15th

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    1. And I would have understood if he woulda said that! Just don't play with my emotions! I love a man that can budget! Lol

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  3. Nah Khalil you being biased! He was a liar! Trust me on this! Lmao

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    1. Ima need to see those receipts

      2 sides to every story lol

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  4. Tony said: light skinned?!!!! Lol
    I'm over here laughing at the queen of receipts by now guys should know they can't get no bs pass you!!!! Lol

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    1. Hey Alison! Is Tony surprised I was liking a light skin?!? Lmaoo thank y'all for watching!

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  5. LOL, so what's a BIG lying lightskin? What they do?

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    1. Good question! I actually dated a big lying light skin as well and well... he was just like the little one. Deception and game playing! LOL

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