Sunday, February 21, 2010

Random and Obscure Animated Characters That You May or May Not Care About (Entry # 32)


In honor of Black History Month, I have decided to highlight this token character who probably had about 12 lines of dialogue in the entire run of the long forgotten animated series Defenders of the Earth. To the show's credit, it did possess the most kick butt theme song of ALL TIME! Without further or do, I introduce...

Subject: Lothar (Sigh)                                                            

Show: Defenders of the Earth. (Cue Echo)

Infamous For: Fixing stuff.

Last Seen:
Auditioning for the latest Tyler Perry movie entitled: Why Did I Get Married When I Can Do Bad by Myself at a Family Reunion Part 3 and One Third The Reboot!

PS: I dare you not feel inspired to mow your lawn or go to a PTA meeting after listening to this theme song!!!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I'm Not Writing ...AKA Purposless (Poem)

I am not writing another poem about heartache!

NO, This is merely an exercise to show how emotions

And logic are always on opposing sides

 Like…Fight or Flight, It’s like

Bringing a double edge Sword to a Gun Fight
That has me standing downright

From this height, all I have is a  Deja-Viewwwwwwww

Looking Through This closed window of opportunity

Handed down..So its nothing new to me

What started with face book pokes

Is now Wasted on Ink Key Strokes...

In some weak hope  that we can be cool folk

As my sentiments just aspire to be the butt 

Of  Girlfriend Text Messaged Jokes

“Guess What This Fool  Did?”....

Starts Off Your Sentence, now I’m menaced

By Regrets and no Closure for this ceremonious finish..

To Think, I thought Purpose gave meaning,

But the demeaning of your character

Is Seemingly on the Tip Of My Tongue

Where the only thing I wanted to know

Is where you were coming from,

Not even where we were going............ 

Showing that we weren’t on the same page

I Gave You A Word, 

And You delivered a Scroll 

Of why The Thought of us being Close

Shouldn’t be entertained but Annulled 

......Or at least platonic…......

How many burnt bridges must I Abandon???

I guess that’s The Toll for being honest?? 

So Pardon Me If I’m Venting,

But I feel it’s therapeutic To Mention, that the measure of this man

Goes Beyond these superficial dimensions, 

so Heart Is Heavy that

That back is strained 

Every times it beats at the thought of Being Beat,

And Actually Thinking On My Unicycle I ride through life

That For You!!! I was willing to build a passenger seat….(I’m a Creep)

Radio Heads… For The Garbage Cause its Songs

 Make this healing Process seem that  much longer

That I’m longing to actually come up Short…

Stacked Volumes of My Books of Life

To Reach A Glass Ceiling You Knocked on From the other side

And You Have the audacity to say you understand if I don’t reside??

F@*$,  That!!!

You Can Add another footnote while I edit this chapter

Wondering Why I Authored another “Why Did I Choose Her”

And Realized that weighing options  still make you the  biggest loser

Loose Her, We were never tight, What a fool believes he even sees

Even If he’s been massaged by the darkness of Midnight

Mid-flight I felt turbulence, But I buried my Disturbance

In Our Common Ground…until Self-Respect  Made Me Unearth it….

And in The End I Wonder…Was it really all worth it ????

SO Why Did I Hope That Emotions and Logic 

Could live Behind Picked Fences

Of Sentimental Sentences and Shared Interest? 

Only in Sitcoms, where father knows best

And stay at home mom

Are at odds with offspring to run a laugh track 

 Imagine That, while I Use John’s Lenin

To cover up the fact that this is

 indeed is another poem about heart ache

And I’m too drained to exercise

Logic after explaining my emotions…

Friday, February 12, 2010

My Second Haiku

Broken Down Car, Damn...
Search Engine, No Dell Laptop
Hitchhiking Once More...

Play it Again Clint...

I have ambitions of one day writing my own movie. What that movie will be about, hell if I know. But I have always been amazed with the art of film.Recently though, I have stumbled across many musical gems by watching films that normally I would have bypassed some years ago. Though Garden State was a slightly above average coming of New Age love story, the soundtrack rocked like ages. Simon and Garfunkel were the only familiar names amongst the remaining Indie acts that included such names as Remy Zero, I am determined  for that to be the name of my second born, Zero 7 and Frou Frou.

However, the best find came from the most peculiar of all places: Clint  Eastwood's Changeling. I won't go into too much detail about the movie's plot, Angelina Jolie plays a mother who has lost her son and bad stuff ensues, but I will tell you that the opening and closing scores are somberly magnificent. The melancholy horn sounds like a missing take from a Mile's session as Eastwood, yes this man composes too, creates a pleasant fusion of jazz and classical. Below is the closing score so enjoy and save me some Goobers the next time you go to the movies.

Random and Obscure Animated Characters That You May or May Not Care About (Entry # 16)

Ok, perhaps this off the wall feature is not amongst the most popular entries, but I feel that this blog has a huge case of the  "I'm So Serious Look at Me I'm an Artist" feel to it. So let's have some fun. To start, some of you guys are currently faceless. Open up, let I and the rest of the two people that follow this blog know who you are.
Perhaps maybe we can make six into seven and seven into i don't know, 300? Do it for Sparta!!
A bit too ambitious? Never! So, without further or do, this week's entry:

Subject: Orbity                                                                   

Show: The Jetsons

Infamous For: Being the cutest androgynous creature
this side of the cosmos since Prince.

Last Seen:
Being the cutest androgynous creature
this side of the cosmos since Lady GaGa