Synopsis:The greatest Olympic Wrestling Champion brother team joins Team Foxcatcher lead by multimillionaire sponsor John E. du Pont as they train for the 1988 games in Seoul - a union that leads to unlikely circumstances.* CogNegro's Review: Due to the strong, against typecast performances from both Steve Carell and Channning Tatum, Foxcatcher remains in the hunt for Oscar gold despite a somewhat dragging plot. (B-)
Hope everyone enjoyed their holiday! With 2wicky, Hooverphonic adds a transcendent and ambient flare to an already funky and mellow Isaac Hayes' sample. The results? A great representation of the Trip hop sound!
Synopsis: Set in a future where a failed climate-change experiment kills all life on the planet, except for a lucky few who boarded the Snowpiercer, a train that travels around the globe, where a class system emerges. CogNegro's Review: Snowpiercer is a rather carnal, dystopian commentary on class that still manages, due to its' originality, transport itself to the top of this year's Sci-Fi offerings.(B+)
I don't know how I allowed myself to be suckered into watching August Osage County but I'm glad I did! Besides witnessing one of the greatest actresses living today, Jersey's own Meryill Streep, doing the damn thing, I was treated to an acoustic version of Kings of Leon "Last Mile Home" during the closing credits. Sometimes beauty can blossom out of sorrow and boy is this song proof of that!
At age eight, most of use were busy watching cartoons while playing with our favorite action figures or baby dolls. Ms Maya Penn, on the other hand , was crafting headbands for family and friends. This fascination would eventually lead her into becoming the founder and CEO of her very own company: Maya's Ideas. In her own words, Maya's company specializes in "Eco-friendly, environmentally sustainable, fashionable accessions and clothing." Now at age 14, Maya is still honing her skills, not only as a designer, but animator, environmental activist, coder, and philanthropist! That's right, ten to twenty percent of Maya's profits are given to such causes as The Atlanta Community Food Bank and The Ian Somerhalder Foundation (in which she is also a member). Ms. Penn's incredible accomplishments have been featured in a variety of media outlets that range from CNN to ELUXE magazine. Young lady, we all salute you for your wondrous accomplishments and eagerly anticipate what you have in store for the world! To learn more about this incredible young lady visit the official Maya's Ideas website at this link Maya's Ideas. CogNegro Out!
By Da CogNegro With Marvel Studios' recent announcement of its' upcoming Phase 3,coupled with DC Comics/WB future offerings, it is a great time to be a comic book fan! I know we have to suffer through Fox's and Sony's cash grabs entitled the Fantastic Four and the bastardization of the Spider Man universe but at least Bryan Singer is back at the helm of the X-Men franchise. I for one feel quite spoiled, don't you?You see kiddies, there was a time where comic book movies where no where to be found thanks to a small film called Superman IV :Quest for Peace. This waste of celluloid was so horrid, that movie studios did not want to touch any comic book property with a ten foot pole used at Drake's bar mitzvah! Though Tim Burton revitalized the Batman franchise in 89, producers and distributors alike where still leery at adapting established comic franchises. As a result, studios begin to create their own super heroes to fill in the chasm that Superman haphazardly created. Most studios failed at making anything substantial Nevertheless, one of those attempts, to the day, stays near and true to my heart! Meteor Man, which is directed by Robert Townsend, tells the story of Baltimore native, Jefferson Reed; a mild mannered, high school, substitute teacher, who moonlit as a bass player for a local band. After being struck by a meteor, Reed becomes a super powered being bestowed with incredible abilities that includes, but not limited to, superhuman strength, speed, hearing, healing powers, telekinesis, super breath (ok?) and being able to understand the language of dogs!The movie basically goes through your standard superhero phases of overcoming initial uncertainty of the new found role , combating the scourges that plague the hero's community (which in this instance are the Golden Lords: a local gang funded by drug kingpins and known for their affinity for everything gold, think Trinidad James but less garbled),rejection from the community due to the retaliation of the antagonists and finally, redemption through the defeat of the villains once and for all! Throw in many cameo appearances from every black entertainer at the time,no seriously, even Luther Vandross manages to snag a role as a mobster...let that sink in for a bit ,a catchphrase (GET METEORIZED) and a August slot for the Summer of 1993 and you are be guaranteed a blockbuster franchise...right...RIGHT?
(I just bought this suit from Burlington Coat Factory!)
(Canceled After Just Six Issues??!! Arrghh!!)
Unfortunately,Meteor Man bombed at the box office and was panned by most critics upon release. However, one has to applaud Towsend's efforts for at least attempting to fill in the vacant spot when it came to heroes of color. The closest thing we ever received when it came to black heroes where those of the blaxploitation age and surely that wasn't geared towards young children. I also believe the film may have been ahead of it's time. As mentioned earlier, the only comic book franchise that had proven to be successful at the time were Burton's Batman(s), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doesn't count because their popularity was clearly a result of the animated show and not Eastman's black and white comic book. If Meteor Man was released circa 2000, when special effects had improved and comic book films were becoming more of a staple, I'm pretty sure that it would have drawn a bigger audience. Nevertheless, Meteor Man did manage to spawn a 6 issue limited series produced by Marvel Comics (ironically), a criminally underrated soundtrack and even a bendy toy that no one bought! And dare I say, that if it wasn't for Meteor Man, there would be no Blank Man or the widely herald STEEL, staring a post Kazam Shaquille O'Neal! On second thought, we've had a pretty crappy track record! Black Panther can't come soon enough!
My copy of Meteor Man (I'm such a nerd!)
*Plot and character details derived from Wikipedia
CogNegro's Review: Is it Chris Rock's best movie ever? Yes! But then again, one would be comparing Top Five to the likes of Head of State, Down to Earth and the guilty pleasure extraordinaire: Pootie Tang! Nevertheless,when ever the dialogue and pacing become a bit jejune ,Rock is able to infuse a jolt of hilarity,ethos, and even social commentary into what could have easily been another formulaic,urban "dramedy." (B)
"Baby don't worry you're a good disease" is one pick up line I advise no one use...ever! Nevertheless, Aim's mellow sound, backed by a sample of Heatwave's Mind Blowing Decisions, will prolong your desire to find a cure for this infectious tune!
It's November again, well technically it's December but for the sake of this entry it's November again, and you are once again faced with that ever present dilemma: do I stay home and enjoy a nice cooked meal prepared with love by friends and family? Or do I camp out in front of my favorite retail store looking like a homeless construction worker while huddled with strangers to save fifty dollars on a television that's made with inferior parts specifically created for Black Friday consumption? Well, thanks to these new Thanksgiving Gumballs, which comes in such appetizing flavors as cranberry and turkey, you no longer have to make that tough decision. Just pop one of these balls of goodness inside the "ol pie hole" and you'll instantly be whisked away to your local Golden Corral. Who doesn't want their breath smelling like the Boston Market manager's special? The pumpkin pie gumball alone reminds me of left over slices I avoided because I knew the house they came from was a safe haven for roaches anonymous! I'm pretty sure the collector's tin will fetch you just enough money to pay the shipping for your very own Adrian Peterson's child rearing guide!
Mr. Jaylen Bledsoe is far from your average sixteen year old! A native of Hazelwood Missouri, Jaylen started his own tech company, appropriately named Bledsoe Technologies, at the young age of thirteen! His company specializes in web design and IT services and is currently worth more than 3.5 million dollars! Besides running his business, he is currently on the speaking circuit influencing the future minds of tomorrow. To find out more about Jaylen's ventures and philanthropy, visit his official site Here!
A future Classic Corner entitled "Wrestling With Masculinity" will delve further into the history of stereotypes and racial caricatures in professional wrestling. Creating this list was no easy task being that I literally had dozens of characters to choose from.
5. The Mexicools:
Juventud Guerrera, Super Crazy, and Psicosis are some of the most revered Mexican wrestlers the world over. However, once they arrived in WWE, they were repackaged as the Mexicools: three gardeners who transported themselves to the ring on a lawnmower...I'll just let that sink in for a minute.
4. Momma:
Shelton Benjamin is probably one of the most naturally gifted athletes to ever step foot in the ring! A two time All American amateur, Benjamin entered the WWE as apart of the Team Angle tandem, which splintered into the Worlds Greatest Tag Team.Shelton soon became a rather hot prospect in the singles' division . And even though he was a former Tag Team and Intercontinental Champion, management still felt that he lacked that certain "IT" factor. So what did creative feel would be a surefire way to fill in that charismatic void? Make his "Mamma"his manager.Played by Thea Vidale, I guess Tyler Perry's plays were out of season, Momma served as Shelton's over protective and over weight matriach. Often emasculating him to the delight of no one, Momma would assit Shelton by distracting referees with complaints of "loss of breath", hence the reason she came to the ring with an oxygen tank, or hitting his opponents with her purse. The Momma character was clearly inspired by past "Mammy"like caricature that must of made Vince giggle with glee.
3.Akeem The African Dream:
Realizing that his One Man Gang persona was no longer successful, George Gary was informed by manager extraordinaire, The Doctor of Style... Slick(sigh) that he was indeed African and that it was necessary for him to get in touch with his roots in order for him to be more successful. What followed was by far the most...well, just see for yourself!
After the "transformation", Akeem would go on to speak in what sounded like the Ned Flanders' version of "Jive". To add insult to injury, Akeem was adorned in a dashiki purchased from Walmart while strutting like a rooster who watched one too many epsidoes of Solid Gold.
2. Cryme Tyme:
Attempting to to capitalize off the "Gangsta Rap" phenomonon, Cryme Tyme was comprised of Shad Gaspard and JTG. This "wily" tag team were allegedly two hustlers from the ghettos of New York who engaaged in such wholesome activities as evading police, selling stolen items for marginal profits and educating the WWE universe on street lingo and catchphrases. As if that wasn't enough, Cryme Tyme's motto, "Money, Money Yea Yea", would blare in the background as they would "crip walk" to the ring fully draped in gold chains, bullet proof vests and baggy jeans.They would even "throw up" gang signs to authentically show that they "repped da hood"! (Ugh, this write up is truly cringe worthy)
1.Kamla
Back to the dark continent, just like Shaft! Kamla was herald as the Ugandan Giant from the darkest parts of Africa. Announcers would revel in his strength but repeatedly highlight his lack of intelligence along with his savagery. Apparently, Kamala had to be controlled by a safari handler named Kim Chee. Kamala spoke in sounds, as oppose to a recognizable dialect, and was so unintelligible, that he would often pin his opponents in the wrong postion (back as oppose to stomach up). Thankfully, Kim Chee was their to chastise him to the point that he would eventually pin his oppent in the correct manner.Kamla spent the majority of his career as a "heel",that means bad guy to you non wrestling fans, and never won any championship gold. Currently, Kamala, who now goes by his real name James Harris, is a double amputee who lives in poverty. All of his years of dedicated humiliation have gone unrewarded as Vince has not offered Jim any support during his time of peril!
Synopsis: The film documents the relationship between Terence and a lovely young woman as it teeters on the divide between platonic and romantic. CogNegro's Review:Wonderfully unorthodox and hypnotically profound, "An Oversimplification of Her Beauty"'s sardonic narrative coupled with its' idiosyncratic visuals positions this gem, not only to the top of the list of films seen in 2013, but quite possibly, one of the best films I've ever experienced! (A)
Breaking Bad is by far one of the best television shows ever produced! Besides the fantastic acting and edge of your seat plot, the music featured on the show was incredibly memorable and eclectic. One such song I was fortunate enough to discover was a tune by the unique Dorandao entitled Didn't I. Enjoy!
Ugh! Let me tell you folks, having the flu sucks! But being able to create your own battery using acid, soda and metal parts scavenged from trash bins is not. In fact, it is quite the incredible feat! Let me introduce you to Sierra Leon's Mr. Kelvin Doe! Kelvin's ingenuity has lead him to be the youngest individual to participate in the "Visiting Practitioner's Program" at the prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Doe has also gone on to guest lecture at Harvard University and at the global set of technological conferences TEDxTeen .When he's not busy building transmitters to light homes without power or signing a solar project pact with Canadian High Speed Service Provider Sierra WiF, you can find him running his own radio station under the alias DJ Focus. Jam it on the one! Kelvin Doe's official Facebook page can be reached at the following link: Kelvin.Standing ovation for this young man's accomplishments. We do matter!
By Da CogNegro There are a large portion of us who
seek change but are often perplexed on how we can initiate and
maintain such endeavors. A common misnomer, as it relates to
activism, is that it has to take the form of large gatherings of
galvanized individuals in centralized or designated areas. There will
always be the need to for foot soldiers! I applaud and honor those
who have dedicated and sacrificed themselves via this particular
measure. However, not everyone has the emotional and mental makeup
to engage in this form of protest. Some do not seek the attention
that such a position draws and though we may initially resent or
lambaste such persons for not evoking enough “pride in the cause”,
we must realize that livelihoods may be at stake. So what can we do
then if we fall into that category?
One of the most effective ways to
create change is through economic boycott. Already, there have been
thousands who have refused to shop on Black Friday. Thus
demonstrating their disdain for the Ferguson decision. What a great
endeavor! However, it doesn't have to start and stop at that
initiative! Don’t support entities that do not have your best
interest at hands. This includes fast food establishments that serve
unhealthy items targeted at the uninformed, clothing companies who
wish not see your body adorned in their products, radio and
television stations that broadcast sounds and images, which
perpetuate damaging stereotypes, created by soulless artist who
profit off the plight of the underprivileged, and businesses who
refuse to have proper representation of people of color. Use you hard
earned money to support causes that champion our people and promote
entrepreneurship instead of holding them to some rigid criterion that
others do not have to undergo. Let us not be like the ones that
Carter G. Woodson spoke about in The Miseducation of The Negro
when he states the following:
Miseducated by the
oppressors of the race, such Negores expect the Negro business man to
fail anyway. They seize, then, upon unfavorable reports, aggregate
the situation, and circulate falsehoods throughout the world and
their undoing...The mis-educated Negroes then stands by saying: I
told you so. Negroes cannot run business(42)
Though it may seem like a minor
infringement or oversight, I was quite dismayed when the majority of
my peers and constitutes neglected to view the groundbreaking film Dear WhitePeople. Financially supporting such artistic endeavors
will let Hollywood know that we no longer will feed on what THEY
dictate to be entertainment and representations of us. If we can
purchase twenty dollar IMAX passes to catch the latest Avengers or
Hunger Games “flick”, then we surely can pay the matinee price
for a film that challenges the status quo and our own self
destructive apathy. Something this seemingly minuet and insignificant
can indeed be the catalyst for greater activism
Mentoring can indeed be one of the
most rewarding, personal experiences. It allows an individual to
witness the growth and maturation of a person while instilling
,within him or her, self worth and confidence. There are plenty of
children and young adults who are yearning for attention and
guidance. How much of a benefit would it be for them to see, engage
and be influence by someone, who is a success in their own right,
that isn't an entertainer, athlete or one who engages in illegal
activities? Our youth aren't exposed to positive reflections of
themselves often. Rather, they are bombarded with negative imagery
on a daily basis as if it is a blatant assault on their very
existence! One can simply turn on the television to see the validity
of this assertion. With the value of black life depreciating with
each public slaying, it will take strong minded individuals to
reinforce to susceptible that WE DO matter and WE HAVE
and WE CAN continue to make positive strides and impact. So
sign up at a local community center, church, school or even take
under your wing a wayward relative. Anything to resurrect the long
gone belief that it takes a village to raise a child.
No change is possible with out first
taking an in-depth, honest look in the mirror! (Myself included!)
There exist within us a
rather potent superiority/inferiority dichotomy. To supplement our
battled esteems, we will often go to great lengths to emulate the
majority in feeble attempts to gain counterfeit acceptance. Once we
feel we have gained the sense of “belonging”, be it through the
acquisition of materialistic items or educational accolades, we feel
that it is insulting to be amassed with our alleged lower tier
counterparts. And when we do muster the courage to express opinions
that would go against the “majority rule”, rarely does our
“social commentary” move beyond water cooler or couch talk.
Simply for the fact that it does not effect US directly. And
why is that? Is it a fear of being ostracized and labeled an
insurgent? Or have we been patronized to the point
that we have been lulled into false sense of equality due to the
fact that there is a percentage of us who have perceivably achieved
the “American Dream”? Do we feel that our education has
positioned us above the disenfranchised? Or that our wardrobe,
nameplate on our desk, car(s) in our driveway, size of our lawns,
credit limit on our cards and stamps on our passports absolves us of
our social responsibility? We often times blame the uneducated and
jettisoned for the perception of the value of black life and chide
them for their “savagery”. But how much more refined are we when
we mouthed the lyrics to music that devalues black existence
,adulterates the view of masculinity and femininity, and glorifies
counter productive activity, in the VIP section of a swanky
establishment? If
the truth is a bitter pill to swallow, perhaps we
should change our diet!
We are a beautiful ,eclectic, array of
influential individuals! From fashion to dialect, down to musical
endeavors and scientific innovations, we have always been, as my
Nanny would put it, “Movers and Shakers! So to
internalize that we have no value is prosperous! Yes, to ignore
the systematic machinations that have been created for strategic
annihilation of a people would be delusional and fool hearty! But
we can not be cogs in the machine
as it relates to ourexterminationfueled
by
our own self hatred! A platform can't be built to funnel to the
masses if we can
destroy
the foundation. Reach one, teach one, and plant the seeds to
create shade
for the next generation! And let
the words of Ms. Esperanza Spalding leave permanent markings on your
soul:
Now
maybe no one else has told you so But
you're golden, baby Black
Gold with a diamond soul Think
of all the strength you have in you From
the blood you carry within you Ancient
men, powerful men Built
us a civilization
Special Abilities:Intangibility, teleportation and the power to gain the skills of those she avenges.She also posses a pair of cursed Colt pistols which were used by the original Crimson Avenger.
Did You Know:
The Crimson Avenger has an ever-bleeding bullet hole on her chest as a result of using the cursed pistols to exact revenge on a guilty criminal ?
4.Name: Bumblebee
First Appearance: Teen Titans # 45 (1976)
Special Abilities: Besides being a skilled scientist and inventor, Bumblebee's suit gives her superhuman strength, the ability to fly and project sonic blasts as well as the capability to shrink in size.
Did You Know:
In an attempt to prove that her former husband Mal was an asset to the Teen Titans, Bumblebee donned her suit and actually battled the team?
3.Name: Vixen
First Appearance: Action Comics #521 (1981)
Special Abilities:Vixen has the innate ability mimic animals, which is enhanced by the Tabntu Totem: a voodoo relic said to contain the power of the God Anansi,
Did You Know:
That Vixen is a trained psychiatrist, fashion designer and supermodel?
2.Name: Misty Knight
First Appearance: Marvel-Team Up #1 (1975)
Special Abilities:Misty is an expert marital artist, renowned detective and weapons specialist. In addition, she possess a bionic arm, made from Antarctic vibranium, that grants her super-human strength, the capability to interface with electronics and limited mental ability to control machines.
Did You Know:
Misty was once roommates with the X-men's own Jean Grey ?
1.Name: Monica Rambeau
First Appearance: The Amazing Spiderman Annual # 16 (1981)
Special Abilities:Monica has the ability to convert her body into any form of energy within the electromagnetic spectrum. While in her energy form, Monica can fly, travel at superhuman speeds and exists in a vacuum without the need to sleep or eat.
Did You Know:
While under her Captain Marvel moniker, Monica served a short stint as the leader of the Avengers?
In an effort to momentarily quell, not pacify, our feelings of outrage due to recent events,allow me to inject a spurt of much needed gentleness. Today's Spotlight will feature Mr. Gregory Porter's beautiful tune, accompanied by an equally heartwarming video, Be Good (Lion's Song). Take it all in family! CogNegro out!
Show: Random P.S.A commercials (Original Gangstas don't need no shows!)
Infamous For: Annoyingly exhorting me to "read more" as oppose to watching my Saturday morning cartoons I had waited all week to view. Ironically, he dressed as if had dropped out of the fifth grade himself! Talk about hypocrisy!
Last Seen: Wallowing in his own litter for not patenting his idea for a little known device. You may have heard of it! It's called a Kindle.
Shout out to Jason, "Velvet Jones", Albert for recommending that I evoke a bit more positivity on "The Corner". With that said, A new feature entitled Good Friday will highlight extremely gifted individuals as well as spotlighting encouraging events and occurrences that may not receive proper, media attention. This week's entry, Ms Ginger Howard, has been making major headway on the PG circuit. At age seventeen, she was the youngest African American to turn pro and the only player to ever medal twice at the LPGA qualifying tournament. In addition, she has won five events at the Suncoast Mini Ladies Tour. Now at age twenty, Ginger continues to be a force to be reckoned with in the world of professional golf. To find out more about this amazing woman visit the official Ginger Howard website athttp://dsriddick.com/ginger/. CogNegro Out!
A beautiful portrait of a film, Pariah doesn't force a clear-cut viewpoint on its' viewers. But, rather poignantly, allows the commonality of identity, struggle, and inevitably, the beauty of acceptance to be stamped within one's consciousness! (A)
(Due the to vast nature of this issue,the following write up will be split into two parts: State of Affairs and Call to Action. This will accommodate the need to fully retain and mull over ideas and feelings with hopes to formulate the most effective responses and course of actions to initiate change...thank you)
So now what ?! I, like many others, have struggled
with this equivocal question since a grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri decided not to indict overseer, pardon, "officer" Darren Wilson for the murder of Mike Brown .Collectively, we are all in a tailspin as we engage on a scavenger hunt for explanations, peace of mind and the most fleeting item of all: justice! Some have taken to the streets to purge themselves of frustration and disappointment, in what some would say is inexplicable vandalism.Others have sounded off on social media to express a cornucopia of sentiments which have ranged from admonishments of peace to strident demands for vindication by any means necessary! Despite this time of confusion, one thing has been made extremely clear: black life is expendable!
Remember the old adage "If someone shows who they are
believe them?" Due to the advent of social media and other interactive outlets, it seems that we are constantly being exposed
to one egregious act after the other when it comes to the value of
black life. Routine traffic stop in South Carolina? Not quite if an officer of the law decides to shoot an unarmed black male even though he announced he was reaching for his wallet. Routine patrol through the hallways of an inner city project building in Brooklyn, NY? I would say not if an unarmed African American male is shot in the stomach because a rookie cop was "startled".The penalty dealt to a twelve year old boy for playfully waving a toy gun in Cleveland,OH? How about two fatal shots to send him to an early grave. Though it was totally unnecessary for a young black male to be pepper sprayed by the police for entering his own home in Fuquay-Varina, NC, neighbors called the authorities because they believed he was breaking and entering.Unbeknownst to them, he was the adoptive child of a white couple, I was just relieved that he wasn't murdered.All of this why we are still trying to rinse the bitter residue from our pallets due the slaying of Trayvon Martin! And what is the justification behind such Marshall law? Well according to former mayor of New York and Time Magazine's "Man of The Year", Mr. Rudolph Gulliani himself, these isolated incidents are due to the high percentage of "black on black crime". In fact, such media attention to these events is unwarranted because our focus should be centered in lowering crime among blacks first. So, in essence Mr.Gullianai, until that percentage is lowered,cops should have the right to eradicate black lives as they see fit,correct? I'd be highly interested in knowing what some of the other statistics of murder as it relates to their racial classifications.
Now I'm quite certain that such treatment is not a new trend when it
comes to people of color but perhaps this is the country's true self coming into form. Some of us were actually duped into believing that with the appointment of a, well at least from a phenotypic standpoint, "black
president" that we were actually entering into an age of post racism. Not quite! In fact, this country's disdain for such an appointment has come into full fruition. This is evident by the fervent, vitriolic attitudes displayed by its'citizens up to the obstinate behavior facilitated by political heads. It's rather eerily reminiscent of the plot of D.W. Griffith's Birth of a Nation, in which the Klu Klux Klan were appointed protagonist. The Klan went on to wrestle and regain political control of the South away from freed black slaves, depicted as unruly and intellectually stumped animals, due to them being unfit to govern over themselves let alone the region. Some folks feel that their country has be taken from them. In fact, some of those individuals actually wear badges. So guess how they are working out their frustrations and disdain?
America is and will always be built on the foundation of
racist ideals because it is a necessary component in its' preservation .How else can you rationalize the ill treatment of the downtrodden without inherently believing that they are inferior? When it comes to
class, which in itself is an invisible caste system, race is the most effective divisor when it comes to preventing solidarity among the less privileged, which includes all colors! So if our goal is to eliminate this cancer that is embroidered on the very fabric of this country ,then
perhaps we are engaging in an exercise of futility.However, this does not prohibit individuals from empowering themselves and others in combating this scourge!It will take more than water cooler talk and intellectual "ego trippin'! It will take more than trendy activism and reactionary anger that disappears once the headlines are replace with trivial, irreverent happenings and manufactured crises to distract us from the task at hand. It is the time to stir the echos and move forward with answering that ever so present dilemma...
Thanks to the wonderful Soundhound app, I was able to come across this very Simon & Garfunkel-esque track by M. Ward while dinning on some delicious pasta at Noodle &Company. OK you guys, I name dropped your restaurant on my blog. Now where's my kids' meal coupon?! This song is definitely made from the hearts of cloud babies that are sewn by kitten paws.
Though it is a bit lengthy and self
indulgent at times, Boyhood is an unprecedented, voyeuristic
experience! The sheer dedication of all involved provides supple
proof that this film is more than just your typical coming of age
tale but indeed a landmark in film history. (B)
5.Shut Up and Dance- Dance Before The Police Come: First and foremost, I don't appreciate you telling me to "Shut Up", especially since I'm the only one that brought alcohol! Secondly, I'll dance when I'm good and ready! By the way, when the police do arrive to break up this ninja house party, do you plan on attacking them with those weapons?
4.Hell Rell- For The Hell of It: Bruce Leroy has nothing on this guy! Well it's pretty appropriate being that his career definitely bit the bullet *Rim-shot* (Good night everybody)
3.Devastatin' Dave- The Turntable Slave: This guy looks like he bought his clothes from the money he saved from tips at the car wash. I never knew you could curl a mullet! And why is he pointing at me like I'm to blame for him being dressed like the casting coach for Rappin'?
2.Big Bear- Doin Things Notice the table filled with nuts and berries, the font written in honey, and the clearance bin at your local PC Richards collapsing due to the number of copies of this album inside of it!
1.Top Dog- Slam Dunk'n Hoes Is it the shoes? Bonus:
And just in case you a were a bit confused by the Rappin' reference....